"Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
02/01/2016 at 19:06 • Filed to: #writelopnik
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"Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
02/01/2016 at 19:06 • Filed to: #writelopnik | 2
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I write for fun. I’m sure the educated and/or published might think otherwise of my work but I do what I can until I level up with experience-I did start later in life. Here is something I wrote that involves the sale of a car . It was fun and I’m sure others would enjoy it, reagrdless of my ability. The story is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on my non-car blog ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ) that I talked about before ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ). Enjoy.
“My teenage son would go crazy over this,” said the tall customer, “but I’m not sure it’s really for me.”
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The Salesman scratched his chin, like all businessmen do, and nodded in agreement, “Too audacious?”
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“Not enough. Citizens won’t know I’m important and move out of my way. Besides, for the price, I’m not so sure it will accomplish what I need a work vehicle to do.” The tall customer crossed his arms, standing rather imposingly.
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The salesman edged past, used to customers with strong will, and moved to the drivers window, reaching in, “I see where you’re coming from. Not literally but figuratively. Have you considered the extra benefits package deal-X can provide?”
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He clicked a console switch next to the defroster button. Four pops were audible in the show room. The customer raised an eyebrow.
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“For example, you won’t have to shovel the driveway after those nasty blizzards.” Said The Salesman, pointing to four small nozzles visible near the ground.
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“Is the all-wheel-drive that good?”
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“Yes, but I’m talking about the flame throwers. All sides and they’re EPA certified so you can work in the city limits. Individual aim, and you can free anyone else trapped in the snow as well.”
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Not known for being surprised, ever, the tall customer asked, “Between you and me, I didn’t know about these particular extras. Isn’t that in the upgrade package?”
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“Between you and me, this package is only for this sales month. Crime season is near and we know what kind of value this is to you and your business.”
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The tall customer uncrossed his arms and stood with his hands on his hips, taking up more space, “Still including threat tracking and Bluetooth? My utility belt has to communicate.”
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The Salesman, impervious to imposing stance and language replied, “Yes. And this deal is only available to non-profit 5990b registered heroes.”
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“Excellent” said Mr. Hotness, “Let’s talk financing. Blizzak is on his way to town.”
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Another successful sale by The Salesman rolls out from The Halls of Just Rides.
My wife commmitted to me, but someday I feel she may commit me because of these ideas I have. So I got that going for me. which is nice.